Thursday, April 15, 2010

I Bet This Waitress Wants To Kill You Too, Tori Amos.

Tori Amos, you have sold over 12 million albums. So you didn't win the Grammys you were nominated for. Tough luck. The waitress you so badly want to kill didn't win any Grammys either. But unlike you, she doesn't have two homes, millions of fans, record deals, or comic books based on her songs. So, Tori, maybe you should suck it up, remember this bitch of a waitress is just trying to do her job, and get over it. Oh wait, I get it! Tori is singing about wanting to kill a co-worker! Well, good thing all her co-workers are now her subordinates. Because she's a rockstar.


  1. Appalling. Can one even deign to call it mediocre? Tori Amos: class traitor.