I Want To Somm With David Lynch.

Dick Tremayne, your taste is exquisite. Your fine clothing shines like a beacon in a flannel storm and your palette is an inspiration to roadhouse beer drinkers all over town. Your accent is as old world as aged Bordeaux, you are as classic as pairing a medium rare porterhouse with a fine Cabernet. If you were somming during my shift, I bet all my tables would seek your counsel, follow your advice, and cherish your expertise. Dick Tremayne, what should I drink with my cherry pie?



Cherry Pie À La Lynch Tattoo by Ethan at Element Tattoo in San Antonio, TX.

David Lynch is a Server's Auteur.

Agent Cooper, serving you would be a dream. You're so polite, your order is simple, and you tip like a high roller at a Vegas Black Jack table. Cherry pie and black coffee so hot it makes any a la mode action melt. A blazer and trench coat in a room of flannel and windbreakers.

Happy 20th Anniversary.






The sleeve above, complete with a slice and a mug, is by Mez Love working at Tattoo Boogaloo in San Francisco, CA.